“I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor” — Artic Monkeys

Autumn must be here because Strictly (Dancing With The Stars outside the UK) is back on TV. Forgive the pun…it’s time to see who looks good on the dancefloor…

Strictly is an odd phenomenon. A relic of times gone by in many ways. An old-fashioned sort of Saturday night entertainment where there is no bad language, people only speak positively about one another, and no tantrums are allowed.

The BBC go to great lengths to make this the most family-friendly of programmes…and somehow succeed, despite the skimpy…