“Cuba” — Gibson Brothers

If there was one thing I really wish I could do, it would be to dance at least reasonably well.

I enjoy listening to all sorts of dance music, but on the rare occasions I get on a dance floor, I feel like I’ve been choreographed by some unholy combination of Ann Widdecombe, John Sergeant and Bridget Jones. I don’t tend to stay there long…

But I’m in love with the idea of being able to dance and I admire those who can.

With me, it’s not a lack of musical ability. I used to play piano and I can keep time more than competently. It’s just…